L.D.W similies, metaphors, and cliches

Cliches

In first grade is was dumb as dirt

In fourth grade I was slow as a rock

In sixth grade I was slow as a duck (on land)

Methaphors (cliche)

In 3rd grade I was such a pig

In my MUCH younger years I was easily scared to death

Right now I have the attention span of a rodent

Similes(cliche)

When I'm angry I am as quiet as a mouse

When I don't stretch im a slow as a turtle

I am as lazy as a sloth

Metaphors 

When I'm tired I am such a sloth

When I'm asleep I am a boulder

During the summer I am a stuborn mule

Similie 

During the summer I am as lazy as a elephant is big 

I am as athletic as the sky is blue

I short as falcons are fast 

My Epic

Righteousness is lost
Vengeance is the ruler
Stubbornly set on revenge to the scourge
Unfortunately it's his downfall
Hopefulness wanes as Shadow reigns above Humanity
what shadow drove the devout
prince to the pinnacle of evil
once driven to save humanity
now strives to destroy them
In the adventure to find omnipotent energy
He found him self on the other side
"No Arthas don't go to Northerend" Jaina begged
No he wished death,shadow and darkness to reign the world
On his quest to save his people through extreme measures he realized
that he and his opponents where not so different


Note: Dear Charlotte,
I'm not sure if I did this post correctly (we where so supposed to write an epic?) please tell me at some point if I did it incorrectly so I can re-do it
Thank you
Your Student
Anthony :)